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06/08/2020

You guys I'm like really smart now.

You don't even know. You could ask me, Andrew what's the biggest power/toughness aura in the game? And I'd be like, 'blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah.' Giving you the exact right answer.

Here at the CI offices we are always preparing, learning, and responding to all your rules questions and answers! The most important thing to remember is where all the files are, in the computer! The files are in the computer! So join us for this week's intellectually advanced edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Andrew Villarrubia (0 Comments)
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(06/08/2020)
You guys I'm like really smart now.
You don't even know. You could ask me, Andrew what's the biggest power/toughness aura in the game? And I'd be like, 'blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah.' Giving you the exact right answer.
By Andrew Villarrubia
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05/06/2019

Breaking News!

This just in from the plane of Ravnica, news of the war effort the valiant Oath of the Gatewatch is taking on Nicol Bolas as he unleashes his greatest scheme yet! To side in the war efforts we have prepared yet another article chock full of those rules answers you will need regardless of what side you are on! So join us for this week’s fighting good edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(05/06/2019)
Breaking News!
By Nathan Long
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04/09/2018

Thirteen Candles

So this week we are bringing you another article jam packed with all those exciting answers to those rules questions you have burning in your mind! Now if only we can get Moko ro put down those matches.... join us for this week's bright edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(04/09/2018)
Thirteen Candles
By Carsten Haese
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10/12/2015

Food Colouring

We are honouring the day of thanks and to do that we are serving up a huge helping of rules questions and answers for you! So join us for another exciting edition of Cranial Insertion, and watch out for the stuffing, I think it's alive.

By Callum Milne (6 Comments)
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(10/12/2015)
Food Colouring
By Callum Milne
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05/05/2014

Nyx picks from the sticks

Join us this week as we bring you rules questions and answers from far out on the plane of Theros. Though no promises on urbane responses. Join us this week for another exciting edition of Cranial Insertion.

By James Bennett (6 Comments)
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(05/05/2014)
Nyx picks from the sticks
By James Bennett
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07/25/2011

Magic on the Beach

This isn't the name of an alcoholic mixed drink. YET.

By Brian Paskoff (0 Comments)
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(07/25/2011)
Magic on the Beach
By Brian Paskoff
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(08/10/2009)
Lightweight Liquids
or, No Deliberate Heavy Metal This Week
By Eli Shiffrin
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04/13/2009

The Easter Goyf

By Brian Paskoff (0 Comments)
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(04/13/2009)
The Easter Goyf
By Brian Paskoff
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02/16/2009

 

(02/16/2009)
This and That
or, A Little Bit of Everything
By Aaron Stevenson
Translations: English 
11/12/2007

Quizzing Phelddagrif

By Tom Fowler (0 Comments)
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(11/12/2007)
Quizzing Phelddagrif
By Tom Fowler
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09/04/2006

 

(09/04/2006)
Law of the Land
or, Now you have no reason not to know!
By Brian D. Schenck
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07/17/2006

 

(07/17/2006)
Coldsnap in the Desert
or, The Saguaros Are Sad
By Eli Shiffrin
Translations: English 
12/12/2005

Fire Good!

or, Santa Bad!

By Eli Shiffrin (0 Comments)
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(12/12/2005)
Fire Good!
or, Santa Bad!
By Eli Shiffrin
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